The Kingdom of Womble 9123 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.811 billion Womble 9123ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Womble 9123ian economy, worth 306 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,244 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,935 per year while the poor average 2,460, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9123's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9123 is ranked 236,475^th in the world and 10,363^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.